Essentials

Amuseables Mozzarella is a cuddly Caprese cutie. A soft ball of cream fur, this fromage friend is adorned with a big smile and a chunky slice of textured tomato. With cocoa fine cord arms holding a suedette Basil leaf, this cheese sweetie is the perfect gift for foodie friends and cheese lovers alike!

Amuseables Camembert is here to spread cheesy joy. This cream suedette cheese has stitched rind detail, and is topped with sprigs of suedette rosemary. Nestled in its fine cord container with staple detail, this smiling cheese can be taken out of its box for foodie hugs. The perfect gift for any foodie friend.

There is nothing sour about Amuseables Sourdough! This lovable loaf is baked to perfection in textured beige and brown fur. With a big, stitched smile and fine cord legs, this sourdough sweetie is the perfect gift to raise joy every day!

Originally from the pastures of Southern France, Amuseables Goat Cheese moved to London to pursue his dream: becoming a world-renowned perfumer. A bold ambition for a cheese, perhaps, but he has the nose for it. Of course, he still summers in France with his cousins, Amuseables Brie and Camembert – la famille is everything.

Amuseables Brie is the most sought-after masseur in Paris. Boasting a creamy cordy rind and a famously soft touch, his aromatherapy sessions are booked solid through the season. He’s something of a wellness icon in fromage circles – and much-admired by his younger cousin, Amuseables Goat Cheese, who dreams of bottling his own scent one day… Say what you like about his aroma: Monsieur Brie believes confidence is the most compelling ingredient.

A New York native, Amuseables Bagel runs one of the busiest delis on the block. His sesame-stitched crust and suede lox layer have made him a local legend. But the city’s food scene is fierce, and the Bagels have been locked in a rivalry with the burger joint down the block – yes, that burger joint – for generations. Lately, though, he and Amuseables Burger have been meeting for late-night chats over pickles and pastrami. A Bagel-Burger diner? Stranger things have happened…