JELLY CAT

Amuseables Mirielle St. Honoré runs the most exclusive spin studio in Paris – and yes, the waiting list is longer than a metro queue at rush hour. Her motivational shouts, disco lights, and double-shot espressos fuel her clients to new levels. Every climb is accompanied by a symphony of synth-pop courtesy of her close friend Amuseables Beatie Heart. And her signature move, the éclair sprint, is simply indescribable... but you’ll know it when your legs do! After class, she cools down with Brigitte Brioche at the Jellycat Patisserie, swapping playlists and pastry tips.

Fawn Flufflet Bunny is the voice of the Flufflet Street Theater Company – a troupe so small they travel by basket, but so spirited they’ve stopped traffic (twice). With her natural flair for the dramatic, Fawn handles vocals while Wheat Flufflet Bunny and Oat Flufflet Bunny take charge of the laughs and the dances. Their performances? Equal parts poetry, puppetry and pure joy. Between rehearsals, she’s the anchor: soothing nerves, straightening ears, and humming new melodies for their next big debut. Fancy an autograph?

Oat Flufflet Bunny is a performer through and through. Give her a stage and a beat, and she’s in her element. As the dancer of the Flufflet Street Theater troupe – alongside Wheat Flufflet Bunny (comedian extraordinaire) and Fawn Flufflet Bunny (voice like an angel) – Oat brings the grace. Her signature move? The mid-air hop-spin. They tour wherever the pavements take them, collecting compliments and the occasional raised eyebrow from Timmy Turtle. He says interpretive dance is “not practical”. They say he needs to find his inner rhythm!

Wheat Flufflet Bunny has impeccable timing – usually. She’s the comic of the Flufflet Street Theater Company, best known for turning missed cues into punchlines and costume blips into standing ovations. Together with her friends Fawn Flufflet Bunny and Oat Flufflet Bunny, she tours London, performing original plays, interpretive dances, and the occasional impromptu juggling act. Offstage, she’s the same sunny soul – quick to laugh, and never without a handful of petals for her adoring fans. After all, comedy’s all about connection (and a good exit hop).

Some baguettes dream of Parisian cafés. Amuseables Caprese Baguette prefers a field at dawn, fitted with a tote bag and a keen eye. Car boot sales are her happy place – the thrill of the hunt, the joy of the bargain. Her most recent find? A vintage teapot for $1! She has an eye for a deal and a knack for gentle haggling – polite, but firm. By lunchtime, she’s home with her haul, ready to show Amuseables Brie and Camembert her latest finds over a pot of something brewed in that new-old teapot. Next weekend? It’s a done deal.

Thistlepop Blossom Luxe Bunny is a gardening visionary. While others potter with pruning shears, he’s busy installing hidden sprinklers and trialing glow-in-the-dark roses (less brightness next time). A lover of the lavish and the leafy, he believes every shrub deserves a spotlight – and ideally, a wind machine. His greenhouse playlists are pure orchestral drama, and although his monogrammed watering can gets odd looks, he says the plants prefer it. When not cultivating the world’s first daisy maze, Thistlepop can be found hosting moonlit garden parties for his friends. You’ll need a ticket – and sequins.