JELLY CAT

Not a natural skier, Amuseables Snow Globe prefers to people-watch on the peaks while sipping an eggnog (shaken, not stirred). He’s witnessed it all. Newbie snowboarders fumbling onto (or off) a ski lift. A group of skiers doing the conga. Amuseables Peanut ‘Après Ski’, flying down the black run on an ironing board (in its upright position). Several friends have offered him skiing lessons: wouldn't he rather be enjoying the slopes with everyone else? Not at all. He’d rather create his own weather.

Amuseables Clementine is happiest underground. While her fellow fruits chase the sun, she’s busy wriggling into crevices and squeezing through tunnels. A devoted caver, she adores tight crawlspaces and echoey drips. Her dream holiday? A week in total darkness, somewhere limestone-rich, with good acoustics for yodelling. Her dream destination this festive season is your Christmas stocking – as long as you get a headtorch, too!

Amuseables Star Cookie is sweet, crisp, and impeccably polite. An official Good Manners Coach, she specialises in firm yet gentle handshakes, thank-you notes, and the delicate art of not double-dipping. (You’d be surprised how many Jellies need reminding!) Her frosting may sparkle, but she’s no pushover. With a polite ahem and a perfectly arched sprinkle, she’s even got Amuseables Peanut to start using coasters. Well-spoken, well-mannered and well-liked by all, she’ll help you master your Ps and Qs.

A master of tape, tags, and tension-free twine, Amuseables Tree Cookie is a gift-wrapping expert. From baubles to bicycles there’s nothing he can’t wrap – just give him some space and watch the magic happen. It’s not just the technique – it’s the flair. He signs off every parcel with a perfect bow and a wink of cinnamon. (Ribbon curls? You bet.) He once wrapped a snow shovel for Timmy Turtle – and made it look like a sleigh! If you bring the wrapping paper, Amuseables Tree Cookie will bring the skills.

Amuseables Peanut ‘Après Ski’ skis like he was born on the slopes. (He wasn’t, of course. He was born in a shell, in fairly flat terrain – but we don’t talk about that.) Whether carving through powder or giving impromptu lessons to Ricky Rain Frog (who’s mainly here for the fondue), he’s utterly in his element. But the real event? You’ll find him holding court on the terrace – regaling Bartholomew Bear and Bashful Bunny with tales of double black diamonds and near-miss snowploughs. Modest? Not exactly. But with moves like his, who could blame him?

Amuseables Skull Planter is all about good vibes, green shoots, and taking things slow. Stick on a lo-fi playlist and he’ll chill in the corner all night. With a head full of cacti and zero time for drama, he brings zen to every haunted house. His motto? Don’t overthink it. Water lightly. And if you need advice, he’s the best in the game – he even helped Bartholomew Bear Spider decide on his Halloween costume. Need a bit of calm? He’s got you covered – top to pot.