JELLY CAT

Lolly Sugar Glider is a certified bungee instructor, part-time thrill-seeker and full-time daredevil. In her mind, nothing beats the feeling of free-fall: velvety wings outstretched, fur ruffling in the breeze… She’s found a kindred spirit in Amuseables Peanut. Blink and there’s just an unspooling bungee cord in his place. (Lolly has to remind him that he is, in fact, a peanut – not a glider – and safety harnesses are non-negotiable…) Bashful Bunny’s already at the edge, paws poised. The question is: are you jumping too?

Birthdays, Mother’s Day, anniversaries – even Bartholomew’s debut as Bumble Hoops cheerleader (striped bee costume and all): if there’s an occasion, it’s on Amuseables Bouquet of Flowers’ radar. That said, she’s just as quick to notice the little things, right down to an extra dusting of cocoa on her latte. And when she does? She always finds a way to say thank you (preferably with petals).

Amuseables Burger knows the scene. With a soft bun and the chunkiest patty in town (gherkins, always), he’s been flipping out orders since the New York deli rivalry began. For years, it was all about competition: who had the better bread, the sharper cheese, the crispier edge. But lately, things have mellowed. He and Amuseables Bagel have even been spotted chatting over late-night coffee, swapping ideas – maybe even recipes… Nothing’s confirmed. But if a Bagel-Burger diner opens next spring, you didn’t hear it from him.

Mustard and thrills. Amuseables Hotdog’s dream combo. A fairground fiend, he’s first in line for every ride, from spinning teacups to the loop-de-loop (even if his bun gets a little windblown). The louder the screams, the bigger his grin – though he does insist on holding someone’s hand at the top. Safety, after all, is key. Catch him by the candyfloss stand, plotting his next rollercoaster run. And yes – he’s got a season pass.

Amuseables Sports Tennis Ball is never off-duty. When he’s not on court, he’s in the booth, offering running commentary with American cousin Baseball, who favors stats over storytelling (to Tennis Ball’s dismay). He’s sharp-eyed, fast-talking, and prone to slow-mo replays of his own serve. Pickleball says it’s a habit. He calls it analysis. They first met during a transatlantic rally and still train together most mornings – provided the mics are off! Got a sporting opinion? He’s got a mic, and time for your take.