Amuseables Latte opens the café doors at eight o’clock on the dot – and not a minute later! A brilliant barista, she runs the counter like clockwork – one eye on the steamer, one on the regulars – and is renowned for her smooth service. Customers adore her. Her latte art is the stuff of legends. She even got a smile out of Ricky Rain Frog, after recreating his new rubber ring in micro-foam form…Soft, layered, and topped with fluffy whipped cream, she’s got your morning covered.
Mustard and thrills. Amuseables Hotdog’s dream combo. A fairground fiend, he’s first in line for every ride, from spinning teacups to the loop-de-loop (even if his bun gets a little windblown). The louder the screams, the bigger his grin – though he does insist on holding someone’s hand at the top. Safety, after all, is key.
Catch him by the candyfloss stand, plotting his next rollercoaster run. And yes – he’s got a season pass.
Amuseables Apple is currently backpacking across Canada. She’s now ticked off white-water rafting from her bucket list, and her leaf (worn angled, beret-style, ever since the French quarter of Toronto) still hasn’t dried. She’s up for just about anything, especially if it involves a view! Her next location? New York. The skyline. The subway. The legendary cheesecake slice at the Jellycat Diner… Apple’s got dreams. Big dreams. And she’s already booked a diner table for two – fancy splitting a cheesecake slice?
Amuseables Silver Star is something of a climbing aficionado. Having collected an impressive array of harnesses, ropes, helmet, gloves (and dozens of spare carabiners), she’s ready to give any vertical ascent a go – be it mountain, cliff or waterfall. Her favorite feature to scale? A 200-foot Douglas fir. It might take her a while to reach the summit, but once she’s there, she’s quite content to get out a blanket and her flask of tea (ginger and cranberry) and sit there earth-gazing for hours.
Bashful Bunny with Christmas Tree adores hugs. In fact, she believes every season is hugging season – but Christmas? That’s peak cuddle time. She’s been counting down since midsummer, ears twitching at the thought of mince pies, fairy lights, and maximum snuggle opportunities. This year, she’s picked the perfect tree (small, spruce, extremely portable) and she’s not letting go. It’s soft, it’s sparkly, and it smells vaguely of cinnamon. (Well, she says it does.) You won’t need to ask for a hug when this bunny’s around.
Peanut Penguin Snowboarding has it all. He’s got the gear, the stance, and a flawless heel-to-toe turn. There’s just one problem: he really, really doesn’t like the cold. His approach? Hit the slopes early, nail a run or two, then retire to the chalet with a hot chocolate and a hairdryer down his coat. He says it's about “optimising core temperature”. Winter Puppy calls it “snow-dodging”. (He’s not wrong.) Still, Peanut’s a thrill-seeker at heart. Give him blue skies, low winds and an après-ski playlist, and he’s carving like a pro. Just don’t expect him out in a blizzard. Or before 10am. Or without thermal socks pre-warmed by Ricky Rain Frog’s radiator.