Christmas

When Saffyre Bunny hits the stage, she steals the show. Her tap dancing sounds like thunder on a biscuit tin. A founding member of the Hopstreet Bunny Dance Troupe, she’s known for her lightning-fast feet and perfectly timed ear flicks. Saffyre lives for the spotlight – particularly when it involves sequins and a very large top hat. (She insists it’s aerodynamic.) Fellow Hopstreet member Teal Bunny is her best friend, and the pair spend hours choreographing their showstopping routines. If you hear a gentle tapping down the hallway? That’s just Saffyre, rehearsing her solo.

Redcurrant Bunny has one rule: if there’s no glitter on the dancefloor, she’s not coming! A rising star in the Hopstreet Bunnies Dance Troupe, she’s the go-to for all things ballroom, from footwork to foxtrot etiquette (and she will correct your posture mid-pirouette!). When the music starts, she lights up the room. Her signature move? A dramatic dip, executed with the gravitas of a bunny twice her size. She’s trying to convince Allium Bunny to become her Waltz partner, but he’d rather focus on perfecting the Charleston. Any other takers?

Jolly Gingerbread Ruby can't wait for Christmas! She's all glammed up in a stitched icing dress and her cosy fur is baked to perfection. With embroidered lashes and a tartan hair bow, and biscuit arms aloft, Ruby shines!

It's impossible not to nuzzle Bashful Luxe Bunny Scarlett. This divinely soft bunny has holly-berry fur and a white tufty bobtail. With bright, glossy eyes, cascading ears and a glittery-pink jersey nose, Scarlett is full of festive magic.

Little Snowman has always longed for a warm-weather Christmas. Sun, sand, something iced in hand… But until recently, it’s been just that – a dream. (Melting complications. You understand.) Then Amuseables Peanut had an idea so wild, it was genius: Christmas cooler! Battery-powered, bauble-clad. A prototype was cobbled together from a picnic box and some fans. And it worked. Last seen on Bondi Beach with a mocktail and a grin, Little Snowman’s finally living his best festive life. He’s promised to send you a postcard!

Timmy Turtle insists he’s not enjoying himself. The hat was a gift. The scarf’s on backwards. And frankly, the music’s too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he’s suspiciously good on the ice. Where others wobble, Timmy glides. His shell provides perfect balance; his scowl, lazer focus. He claims it’s just physics – “a low center of gravity” – but there’s more to it than that. The triple turn last Thursday? Entirely intentional. Catch him early, before the crowds arrive, and you might see it. But mention it? He’ll deny it ever happened.