Essentials

Amuseables Carrot has been going missing. Or so claims Timmy Turtle, who’s currently in disguise (in his Garden Gnome outfit) to catch the culprit. In truth, Carrot’s just joined a twilight clog dancing class with Glenny Goat and Carys Caterpillar. He’s always first to arrive, always clacking the loudest, and has politely tried to explain the situation. But Timmy remains convinced there’s a conspiracy. So, for now, Carrot keeps dancing… and leaves a decoy in the vegetable patch, just to be safe. He’s a considerate sort, even mid-routine!

Amuseables Broccoli is a soul sensation. With a crown of bouncy green florets and a serious glitterball obsession, he’s the reigning king of Saturday nights. When the mirrorball drops, it’s straight into the spotlight. With the lights down and the volume up, that’s when he comes alive. His stalk shimmies are legendary. Despite the fame, he’s never outgrown his roots; you can find him hosting karaoke nights all over London... Will you be his singing partner?

Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records. He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates... With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.

Wheat Flufflet Bunny has impeccable timing – usually. She’s the comic of the Flufflet Street Theater Company, best known for turning missed cues into punchlines and costume blips into standing ovations. Together with her friends Fawn Flufflet Bunny and Oat Flufflet Bunny, she tours London, performing original plays, interpretive dances, and the occasional impromptu juggling act. Offstage, she’s the same sunny soul – quick to laugh, and never without a handful of petals for her adoring fans. After all, comedy’s all about connection (and a good exit hop).

Fawn Flufflet Bunny is the voice of the Flufflet Street Theater Company – a troupe so small they travel by basket, but so spirited they’ve stopped traffic (twice). With her natural flair for the dramatic, Fawn handles vocals while Wheat Flufflet Bunny and Oat Flufflet Bunny take charge of the laughs and the dances. Their performances? Equal parts poetry, puppetry and pure joy. Between rehearsals, she’s the anchor: soothing nerves, straightening ears, and humming new melodies for their next big debut. Fancy an autograph?

Oat Flufflet Bunny is a performer through and through. Give her a stage and a beat, and she’s in her element. As the dancer of the Flufflet Street Theater troupe – alongside Wheat Flufflet Bunny (comedian extraordinaire) and Fawn Flufflet Bunny (voice like an angel) – Oat brings the grace. Her signature move? The mid-air hop-spin. They tour wherever the pavements take them, collecting compliments and the occasional raised eyebrow from Timmy Turtle. He says interpretive dance is “not practical”. They say he needs to find his inner rhythm!