Essentials

Originally from the pastures of Southern France, Amuseables Goat Cheese moved to London to pursue his dream: becoming a world-renowned perfumer. A bold ambition for a cheese, perhaps, but he has the nose for it. Of course, he still summers in France with his cousins, Amuseables Brie and Camembert – la famille is everything.

By day, Hopscone Luxe Bunny is rarely spotted. By night, she’s the voice of Luxe FM: spinning hophip dance tracks and providing the odd weather update (usually a guess). With mottled fur, a mellow voice, and a growing fanbase – including Bartholomew Bear, who swears her playlists give him stage presence – she’s a natural on the mic. Her cousin Bashful Bunny is a regular listener, though she admits the late-night air horn segment takes some getting used to… Any requests? She’s live from 9. Velvet ears perked, volume up!

Consider Amuseables Sun Pouch your pocketful of portable sunshine… Finished with yellow fur, tiny boots and a zip-top close, this accessory staple is modeled after Amuseables Sun: amateur weather presenter (her motto: optimism first, accuracy second) and general joy to be around. Keep your essentials on hand and step out shining – no matter the weather outside!

Amuseables Sardine Tin is a master of efficiency. As part-time logistics manager at Swinley Boar’s Boar Store, he’s in charge of inventory, crate-stacking, and ensuring all supplies are tinned, tagged, and bagged for action. He’s got a spreadsheet for everything (organized by brine level, of course) and although some think meticulous efficiency might be boring, he’s surprisingly good company once he opens up. Never ask what’s in tin number four, though… He’s sworn to secrecy!

Amuseables Latte opens the café doors at eight o’clock on the dot – and not a minute later! A brilliant barista, she runs the counter like clockwork – one eye on the steamer, one on the regulars – and is renowned for her smooth service. Customers adore her. Her latte art is the stuff of legends. She even got a smile out of Ricky Rain Frog, after recreating his new rubber ring in micro-foam form…Soft, layered, and topped with fluffy whipped cream, she’s got your morning covered.

Amuseables Apple is currently backpacking across Canada. She’s now ticked off white-water rafting from her bucket list, and her leaf (worn angled, beret-style, ever since the French quarter of Toronto) still hasn’t dried. She’s up for just about anything, especially if it involves a view! Her next location? New York. The skyline. The subway. The legendary cheesecake slice at the Jellycat Diner… Apple’s got dreams. Big dreams. And she’s already booked a diner table for two – fancy splitting a cheesecake slice?