Plush

Halloween is Skeleton Bob’s time. He runs the most beloved haunted house in London – it’s the perfect blend of fun and frightening. Every cobweb is artfully placed, and every creaky floorboard is meticulously tuned. He’s not scary, exactly – more... invested. With polished bones, a booming voice, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of ghost stories, Bob believes in atmosphere over actual terror. (“Jump scares? Dreadfully uncouth.”) Visitors are gently spooked, thoroughly impressed, and often leave with a complimentary cobweb. Bob insists they’re authentic – don’t ask where he gets them!

Amuseables Toffee Apple loves taking care of her pearly whites. Sweet on the outside, and sensible at the core, the only thing shinier than her skin? Her teeth. Yes, she’s sticky. Yes, she’s a treat. But she brushes twice a day, flosses rigorously, and keeps emergency mouthwash in a secret compartment. The only day more exciting than Halloween is her six-month check up!

Amuseables Skull Planter is all about good vibes, green shoots, and taking things slow. Stick on a lo-fi playlist and he’ll chill in the corner all night. With a head full of cacti and zero time for drama, he brings zen to every haunted house. His motto? Don’t overthink it. Water lightly. And if you need advice, he’s the best in the game – he even helped Bartholomew Bear Spider decide on his Halloween costume. Need a bit of calm? He’s got you covered – top to pot.

Amuseables Christmas Tree loves dressing up. Sequins are essential, twinkle lights are a must, and tinsel boas? You best believe he’s got at least three on at any given moment! He lives for December, of course, but truth be told, he’s more than a little miffed it only comes once a year. (“One month? For this level of glamour!?”) And when the festive season’s over? He doesn’t de-tree. He rebrands. You’ve never seen a pine pull off Valentine’s décor quite like it.

Amuseables Clementine is happiest underground. While her fellow fruits chase the sun, she’s busy wriggling into crevices and squeezing through tunnels. A devoted caver, she adores tight crawlspaces and echoey drips. Her dream holiday? A week in total darkness, somewhere limestone-rich, with good acoustics for yodelling. Her dream destination this festive season is your Christmas stocking – as long as you get a headtorch, too!

A master of tape, tags, and tension-free twine, Amuseables Tree Cookie is a gift-wrapping expert. From baubles to bicycles there’s nothing he can’t wrap – just give him some space and watch the magic happen. It’s not just the technique – it’s the flair. He signs off every parcel with a perfect bow and a wink of cinnamon. (Ribbon curls? You bet.) He once wrapped a snow shovel for Timmy Turtle – and made it look like a sleigh! If you bring the wrapping paper, Amuseables Tree Cookie will bring the skills.